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The GOP image makeover is complete!

Remember those heady days before the election when all the buzz on the internet was about how Barack Obama’s birth certificate might not be real, and how he might not be an American citizen and therefore not even eligible for the presidency of the Untied States?

I do. I read more than a few conspiracy theories about the guy. Apparently his mom was a CIA asset. You didn’t know that? You’ve got to read more blogs. Don’t you know that the truth breaks first from some totally unsubstantiated non-journalist source from the middle of nowhere in cyberspace?

Well after the election proved that the GOP had indeed burned all their bridges over the last eight years there was much talk about where would the Republicans go from here. Would the party regroup, re-brand, and reemerge to take back the power they fumbled so badly?

Well the answer is here. The re-tooled GOP unveiled itself today for everybody to get their first peek at their new direction. Turns out they are the party of crazy old neo-nazi terrorists.

88 year old James von Brunn stormed into the U.S. Holocaust Memorial Museum in Washington D.C. today and shot and killed a guard before he was wounded and subdued.

Some of his “writings” and philosophy are excerpted from the CNN article below:

“Bit by bit Liberalism ascended. Bit by bit the Constitution was re-interpreted. Bit by bit government institutions and Congressmen fell into JEW hands –then U.S. diplomacy, businesses, resources and manpower came under JEW control,” one such message reads. “Whitemen sat on their collective asses and did NOTHING — NOTHING BUT TALK.”

More recently, messages attributed to von Brunn question the authenticity of President Obama’s birth certificate, the subject of numerous conspiracy theories. Advocates of those theories imply that Obama was born overseas and therefore would be constitutionally ineligible to hold office.

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Hmmm… Who do you think he voted for? Probably Ron Paul. No need to jump to any conclusions here. No need to get nasty. Although that Sarah Palin sure was whipping the folks into a frenzy at those rallies for awhile. People yelling that Obama was a terrorist and whatnot.

So, congratulations GOP. That image makeover has really shown your political ideals in a whole new light.


One Response to “The GOP image makeover is complete!”

  1. When will these old, bitter goosestepping weirdos die off ??? There is no such thing as racial supremacy, racial variations in Homo Sapiens are a function of long term environmental adaptation brought about by small, favorable mutations. We all share 99.99% of the same gene pool. The most marked differences between humans are cultural, linguistic and regional. Take for example, an Argentinian lawyer from Buenos Aires and a South Texas good ole’ boy. They may have exactly the same mix of Celtic, Palaeolithic Iberian and Native American blood, but behaviorally and culturally they would be worlds apart.

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